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Distraction Ploys

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1. Constructive Criticism is easy, all you have to say is YOU SUCK. By the way, I thought your story was totally awesome, keep up the good work.

2. Life is like the Sims, we are the Sims and God is the player.

3. The Bible is a good book to quote, if you want to start a fight.

4. Love is god's attempt at fan pairings, he ships until one couple is left standing.

5. Pregnancy is god's attempt at enforcing love upon two unwilling people.

6. It is a bad idea to give homework during vacation.

7. Expansion lore dictates that women can expand to inhuman sizes, without popping in a gory fashion.

8. The bigger the woman's breasts, the hornier she becomes.

9. Chelsea Charms is real, anyone who has bigger breasts than hers are fake.

10. The number one cause of pregnancy in women is immaculate conception. This is shockingly above tentacle rape and sex!
It's something to keep you busy, and laughing until the next post. Enjoy.
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I'm liking 3, 6, 7, 9, & 10. As a one-time teacher, #6 is reality. If it's done at all, it'll usually be last-minute, and either badly done or learned. #10 is also true; I notice that you carefully did NOT say her boobs are natural. #3 is simply true. #'s 7 & 10 reflect the nature of much internet thinking, not often very logical. I know better than #8; several of my girlfriends were, and may still be, quite busty. Horniness did NOT increase as a factor of size, although the bustiest WAS also the horniest. It was the others who ruined anything like a readable curve.